Pet Peeves

I thought I would write about something everyone can relate to: Pet Peeves. You know, those things that seems small, but, for whatever reason, get under your skin and annoy you.

Here is my list:

• Overly amorous church-going couples (not the time or the place!)
• Baby talk
• Saying "like" too much
• People who do not take off those bluetooth headsets... ever!
• Typos
• People who invade my personal space
• People who smell of body odor
• People who constantly sniffle - blow your nose already
• "One-uppers"
• Finding inaccurate usage of its/it's or they're/their/there or your/you're
• Feet shufflers (those people who will not pick up their feet to walk)
• "Toilet seat tinklers"
• People who leave a long voicemail and only give their number once at the end so you have to listen to it over and over to get the number
• The noise styrofoam makes when it rubs on something
• "Over-the-shoulder readers"
• "Over-perfumers"
• PeOpLe WhO tYpE LiKe tHiS
• Emails with no subject line
• Being stuck behind slow walkers
• Inaccurate use of the word "literally"..."I literally almost died when I read that". Really?
• People who enter a movie or show part-way through and expect me to catch them up.
• ppl who uz txt spk when thy rnt chrgd by the letter
• People who wear sunglasses inside
• People who see a lane closure sign, drive as far as they can to the front, and then try to get over.
• Spoon scraping on an obviously empty bowl or container (give it up already!)
• "Open-mouth chewers"
• Remembering part way through a shower that I forgot my towel
• When I am given my bills, coins, and my receipt all in one handful - what am I supposed to do with that?
• People who enter an elevator or classroom without letting those already inside leave.
• Biting into a piece of candy expecting one flavor only to be surprised with another.
• Couples who sit on the same side of the booth in a restaurant when no one is across from them
• People who arrive late
• Those infomercials where the people using the old product look ridiculously incompetent
• "Combover-ers"
• People who forward emails because it will make a wish come true
• People who do not wash their hands when leaving the restroom
• People who post a status and tell me if I don't repost, I must not care about their cause/issue
• Broken internet links
• People who leave their shopping cart in the middle of a parking lot
• Rude cell phone users (this could be its own list)
• Going to the grocery store and grabbing the one cart with a gimpy wheel
• When I put something in a special place so I will remember it, then I forget it.

What's on your list?